My Most Famous Tweets

To commemorate and commiserate the 🎉 newly launched 🎉 updates section of my website, I'd like to review my most famous tweets of all time.

This is a screenshot from a message I sent to my mom, and it tells a story of perseverance. Despite failing to invent a new diet pizza, I persisted and managed to invent a thrilling new pizza meta-topping.

Likewise, despite my mother failure at opening my link, I still managed to receive one organic like for the reposting of said failure.

Let's continue. The next one did not actually receive any likes, but I still consider it one of my most famous tweets.

Before I wrote this tweet I would not have minded receiving even a nomination for least eligible bachelor. After I wrote it, I'm glad I didn't.

Moving on to the condiments category:

I haven't revisited their respective wikipedia pages since posting this. I do think that if any progress has been made, and minds have been opened since posting this, then I would consider moving this tweet higher up on the list of famous tweets.

Up next is the word-play category:

Balec Aldwin is a good, strong sounding name.

Next is some memorabilia from Jerry Paper, another famous person.

The quotidian aches and pains

Of being a being

All the small nothings, they’re something;

The bric-a-brac euphoria

– Ginger & Ruth from Toon Time Raw!

This one was huge for me.

So Happy I was able to help other people save money too.

What does this mean to you?

To me it signifies that I am always down for fruit.

I don't think this one needs any explanation.

While I am neither a linguist nor a herpetologist, I think there it's fairly obvious that there's nothing deceitful about a "snake in the grass", since that's literally where snakes come from.

Honestly, I never got to the bottom of this question.

If you happen to know please let me know in the comments.

And now for what I consider my my most famous tweet:

Runner Ups

Parting Thoughts

Thank you for reading if you made it this far. Social media is known for being addictive, but I think for many people it actually has a repelling effect. I'm probably in that second camp of people who see social media and are dissuaded from contributing to it; maybe half out of the shame one experiences as an innocent bystander, but the other half may come from a misguided sense that nobody wants to hear what I, or maybe you, have to say.

That's just a long wind-up for me trying to explain that I would like to write more often, and this updates section is a part of strategy I have to do that.