This section is dedicated to shorter and less formal content, such as news or life updates, as well as little random thoughts.
Finally beat The Secret of Monkey Island yesterday.
... also I just whipped up a pure-css spoiler widget just to say this. I think it might be a little buggy at least on Safari because of how CSS filters are rendered, but it still works for what I want.
Read MoreMy greatest weakness:
The answer is probably not what you're expecting, and it's so shameful in its implementation that I'm not surprised that no one’s ever tried it before. Nonetheless, this technique surpasses all others in overall excellence: the perfect balance of taste, convenience, and consistency.
To commemorate and commiserate the newly launched updates section of my website, I'd like to review my most famous tweets of all time.
This is a screenshot from a message I sent to my mom. It tells a story old as time, one of perseverance, for despite failing to invent a new diet pizza, I persisted and managed to invent a thrilling new pizza meta-topping.
Likewise, in this exchange, despite my mother’s failure, I maintained my poise and had the wisdom to screenshot her lack of urgency during this historic moment, for posterity, and gained one organic like in the process.
Read MoreMimi is cute 