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Updates
This section is dedicated to shorter and less formal content, such as news or life updates, as well as little random thoughts.
Finally Found the Best Way to Make (Filter) Coffee
The answer is probably not what you're expecting, and it's so shameful in its implementation that I'm not surprised that no oneโs ever tried it before. Nonetheless, this technique surpasses all others in overall excellence: the perfect balance of taste, convenience, and consistency.
Read MoreMy Most Famous Tweets
To commemorate and commiserate the newly launched updates section of my website, I'd like to review my most famous tweets of all time.
This is a screenshot from a message I sent to my mom. It tells a story old as time, one of perseverance, for despite failing to invent a new diet pizza, I persisted and managed to invent a thrilling new pizza meta-topping.
Likewise, in this exchange, despite my motherโs failure, I maintained my poise and had the wisdom to screenshot her lack of urgency during this historic moment, for posterity, and gained one organic like in the process.
Read MoreMimi is cute